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Ode to Phils missing hair

Wheres it gone? Its on the floor! Oh shit its escaped through the door! how could we let
it get away? to live to breed another day? Quick call the purple dishwasher monkey.
And thats the bottom line.

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The Muffin PrincessHail to the muffin princess, or she will reign chocolate chip hell upon you. Hail to the muffin princess, for she will save us from the spinach pirates. Hail to the muffin princess, because she is pretty like a flower or a carrot. Hail to the muffin princess, or she will steal your cookies and put them in a
bag and hide the bag under the stairs where the
stair monster lives and has
parties every friday night. The Muffin Princess
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Indiana EYEDEE
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twenty ways from midnightPlease don't tell me it'll be ok, As the bullets fly from his AK-45, I didn't want stamps, I didn't want first class delivery, And now the postmans gonna kill me.
Please don't tell me it'll be fine, As i'm slapped with a desert menu, I didn't want wine, Coke will be fine, And now dictator waiters gonna kill me.
Please don't terll me it'll be great, As i skid off the bumper of the taxi, I said i'd walk, I didn't wanna pay the fair, And now i gonna be run down.
Please tell me i can swim, As the lifeguard holds my head below the w twenty ways from midnight
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Ode to Keanu ReevesWhen the sky is red, and the cows go "moo", I think of you.
When the wind is cold, and the sheep go "baa", I wonder where you are.
When the grond is..... hard, and the ducks go "quack", I wonder when you'll be back.
When the water is wet, and the farmers go "who the fuck sabotaged my tractor?", I will laugh knowing that if he goes under 50 miles an hour he will explode. Ode to Keanu Reeves
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Revolution

Fri Jan 3, 2003, 8:42 AM

"nothing important happened today" This is what the king of England wrote in his journal the day the American Revolution started. It just goes to show even big issues can occur without someone having the slightest idea its going on. So anyway:

nothing important happened today.

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Current Residence: Cowplain, England
Favourite movie: Chasing Amy
Favourite band or musician: System of a down
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite poet or writer: Tom Clancy
Favourite game: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Favourite gaming platform: PS2
Favourite cartoon character: Peter Griffin

Website: http://uk.geocities.com/teamextremehavant/
Email: AndrewDMaclean@Yahoo.co.uk
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$spyed Apr 10, 2003, 2:14:00 AM

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

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